Metal Door Sweep

Weegee ripped off the bottom part of a metal door. It took a few weeks but yesterday he finally peeled off and unscrewed the long strip of alloy that keeps the draft out of my boyfriends apartment. He also devoured the left partner to my right converse sneaker. Moreover an angry note was left on the loft door from the bitchy downstairs neighbor about barking. Oh god, oh god, oh god... we may have to get the old man an anti bark (---shock---) collar :(

3rd Pair

Of glasses. Gone. Finito. Adios. Countless sunglasses have been lost to this beast. Yesterday he collapsed at the Renegade Craft Fair though :(. The asphalt here in Brooklyn was too hot for him to walk on. We took a rest and figured it though. Poor little Weegee. ALSO- the Times had a great article about failed blogs, not to be confused with FAIL blog though. This may indeed be one of them, lets not talk about PoPoMoHo, but one was actually called "Things My Dog Ate!" Uh oh...

While in the Shower

He ate half of my deodorant

A Seashell

He ate a goddamn seashell. But won at Mother's Day Loteria <3 <3 <3

Agassi Moment

One of the many, expensive tennis injuries incurred in April.

Pencil Pusher

They were expensive.

Copyright Infringement

At the Cooper Park Williamsburg, Brooklyn dog run. Bastards.