Day Quil

I've been sick as of late and invariably this means an upsurge of various medicines stockpiled in the apartment. An unopened box of Day Quil was left on the kitchen counter. Stupid, stupid, stupid me. This seemingly unattractive item, left in a high place, was not under lock and key and therefore open game. Stupid, stupid, stupid me. I came home to small pieces of white paper packaging and large, glistening, orange pills strewn across the living room floor. Scream I did. The same as when he ate the bottle of adderall, the bottle of Lithium, his OWN bottle of valium, my sister's bag of weed, and that mysterious pack of menthol cigarrettes. Although, luckily, none of which were ingested in one sitting. I spent a good ten to fifteen panicked minutes hunting down and counting every single pill in sight. I think... I think he only ate three...

Bills Bills Bills

Weegee hasn't eaten much as of late. Possibly because it's snowed a lot and, CHRIST, who isn't content in the snow? Although he was attacked (again) while being watched last week by my sister. So I thought to update this with a few things he ate in the past. I recently remembered when he ate a pile of my utility bills. Yup. And a $600.00 money order of rent money my psycho ex-roommate put on my bed. Cause, ya know, it ain't like the dog sleeps on my bed all day. Except that he does.

And were there always four girls in Destiny's Child? Anyways, these are awesome so enjoy: