Destruct-O-Vision

This one is actually kind of funny. Upon returning home from dinner we ask each other, "My word. I do not recall leaving the television on. Do you?" "Why no my dear, I do not. How very peculiar." "Peculiar indeed!" (Yes we speak exactly this way.) Little did we know that the boob tube was on because Weegee ate the power button. Awesome. At least the channel thingy works.

Item #2 for yesterday: dog bed. Why? Do you not enjoy soft things? Or places to sleep?
Where did we go wrong? What is wrong with you?

Repaired with the most excellent skill. Good thing I'm not one to

throw away severed pant legs.