
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Metal Door Sweep

Monday, June 8, 2009
3rd Pair
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Doppelganger
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Oscar Remembered
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Its Not Easy Being Green
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Coprophagia literally means eating poop. Wait, wait, wait, wait! Before you say I've lost my mind: 1. You can't lose something you never had and 2. this is a blunt reality that we all need to face. Dogs eat cat poop. I don't know why and not many do. Little research has been done on this gruesome phenomenon. I can't believe there's no funding out there. Some dogs even eat... dare I say it?... they eat tampons. EWWWWW! Yes ewwwwwwww. Thus the title of this post. Its all like a dog version of Salò, maybe less disturbing. But did you know that dogs aren't the only animals that eat poop? Rodents, gorillas, various insects and Germans digest poop on a regular basis.
Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents do it cause their plant-only diet is hard to digest. Therefore they make two passes to absorb as much nutrition as possible. Kind of like chewing cud, but horrific.
Some Vets believe that Canids (coyotes, foxes and wolves included) do it because "it" contains necessary vitamins produced by intestinal bacteria thats otherwise inaccessible. So they eat poop. Dogs and some other animals also get protein this way. Dogs are particularly fond of cat poop because its high in protein and because they hate us so very much.
Now Weegee aint no fiend! Don't get me wrong, he grazes once in a while and that's what terrible even inspired this all. But believe me, I've known men who were much worse.*
*(I'd just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to put a link in that last sentence, but supposedly "civility" is necessary.)
Monday, February 9, 2009
Rose Colored

Sunday, February 8, 2009
Destruct-O-Vision
Where did we go wrong? What is wrong with you?
throw away severed pant legs.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Dog Overdose Revisited/Fuck the ASPCA

BUT OH, OH, OH! My Vet got snappy when I told her about my finances. She said I was a bad pet owner cause I lacked dog health insurance. Dog health insurance. Promptly gave her some proletariat what for and made her sound guilty. Besides, without my own health insurance, the fucking dog ate about a gold brick's worth of pills in the first place! Everything is OK now. I Googled how to induce dog vomiting and he's been happy ever since. Thanks Internet! Even I'm a doctor these days.
In light of this episode however, can we hurry it up Barack? I can't thrive off hope alone and the dog might very well eat change.
Back Taxes
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Update for Wen.
Just came home from the grocery store. Weegee ate:
1. unopened bag of 100 coffee filters
2. chopsticks
3. a bottle of lithium.
its off to get the little guys stomache pumped now <3 <3 <3
No. It was not the WHOLE bottle. Just a few maybe? Oh god.
1. unopened bag of 100 coffee filters
2. chopsticks
3. a bottle of lithium.
its off to get the little guys stomache pumped now <3 <3 <3
No. It was not the WHOLE bottle. Just a few maybe? Oh god.
Poor Little Weegee

What did he eat this week?
1. my goddamn gloves
2. a pile of plastic bags
3. the interior of my friend's car (left alone for 10 minutes). Sorry Tara.
4. The interior of my friend's door. Again, sorry Tara.
5. a doorknob. Sorry Tara. Jesus.
6. A plate of biscuits I baked.
7. tried to, but luckily, did not eat the mouse my cat caught and killed.
If you have had anything eaten by my dog, please feel free to comment. But I no longer take responsibility for said items. Please just come over and speak to him yourself. Also, I'll try and compile the vast list of amazing things he's eaten in the past. Highlights include:
1. A box cutter
2. Two packs of AAA batteries
3. a month of birth control pills
4. my anti-anxiety medication
5. four sticks of butter in 20 minutes
Thanks Ben D and Ringo Have a Banana for the above photos.
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