Weegee ripped off the bottom part of a metal door. It took a few weeks but yesterday he finally peeled off and unscrewed the long strip of alloy that keeps the draft out of my boyfriends apartment. He also devoured the left partner to my right converse sneaker. Moreover an angry note was left on the loft door from the bitchy downstairs neighbor about barking. Oh god, oh god, oh god... we may have to get the old man an anti bark (---shock---) collar :(