While in the Shower

He ate my deodorant

A Seashell

He ate a goddamn seashell. But won at Mother's Day Loteria <3 <3 <3

Agassi Moment

One of the many, expensive tennis injuries incurred in April.

Pencil Pusher

They were expensive.

Copyright Infringement

At the Cooper Park Williamsburg, Brooklyn dog run. Bastards.

Glasses Case

He actually hasn't eaten that much as of late.